where will all the martyrs go when the virus cures itself?
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IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE

my friend likes to play this game called “mr bee” or “mr wasp” where she picks up a bee/wasp in her hands and chases me round with it cos she knows i’m scared shitless of them like wtf whY WOULD YOU DO THAT THAT IS NOT FRIENDSHIP

(Source: shsldetectivekirigirikyouku, via al00f)

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so happy in myself at the moment, what a lovely feeling

makes me sad to think about all the time i spent being dependent on you for my own happiness

(although i’m still fairly dependent on camomile tea)

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jvandy37:

I finally understand dubstepView Post
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thefrogman:

Eat More Bikes drawn by Nathan Bulmer [tumblr]
[h/t: pleatedjeans]

nobody is silent, but not everyone is heard

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#me 
it is sunny
my throat infection is finally clearing
i am so happy to exist :)
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i don’t care for dancing, but thanks for asking…

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